Hey everyone! It's me! Okay, so technically I only played about two days in the entire house, but I thought I'd catch you up. .......Stop reading this now if you don't want to be considered an accessory for murder.
Okay, so first things first: The results of the poll was my Hope, Phoenix's Jerome, my Edmund, and Joy with my clothes and Phoenix's hair. Originally we weren't going to do mixing them together, but so many people voted for it, so we had to. *Applause for voters*
Okay, so onto the chaos.
Jenni: Yay Jerome!
Jerome: ...Who are you?
Jenni: I'm Jenni. I'm what haunts your nightmares at night.
Jerome: *Gasps* You're the fluffy purple bunny of death???? HOOOOOOOOOPE!!!!!
Hope: Ignore it! It's just one of the Creators!
Jenni: Excuse me! I am the sole creator! Phoenix had nothing to do with what went on in CAS, thank you very much, so therefore she is only a controller. And a pain in the butt, as you will see later.
This is the new dresser, where the outfits for the contest were held.
And once the votes were in, I send Joy out in the car (So ha!! Not breaking the rules there!)
Jenni: Take a long last look at that hair. And the bad dye job.
Joy: Hey! Mom did this!
Jenni: Joy, what are you doing?
Joy: Lookin' at the toilet.
Joy: I dunno.
Jenni: Well can you stop?
Back at the house...
Jerome: I smell!! Do something!
Jenni: Take a sponge bath.
Jenni: Then don't complain to me. Complain to Pinstar.
Jerome: Is that the fluffy yellow bunny of death??
Jenni: ........No. He's the one who said I can't buy a shower.
Jerome: Oh.... Is he yellow?
Jenni: I'm pretty sure he's not. And I'm pretty sure he's not fluffy, either. Unless by fluffy, you mean in a make-you-suck-your-life-away-in-front-of-the-computer kind of way.
I am so glad Pinstar will never see this.
Jenni: Oops... Sorry, Edmund... How was I supposed to know the sandwiches Phoenix left out were tainted?
Edmund: It's Phoenix.
Jenni: ....................................Very true. Remind me why I'm stuck with her as a cousin?
(Random fact: Yes. Phoenix and I are cousins. Kind of. In a complicated way.)
Jerome comes home and elderizes... Since I don't have anything close to what was voted for him as an adult, I'm gonna leave him in that. It's close... Ish...
Jerome: My back! Those years of Phoenix-controlling are catching up to me.
Jenni: Yes, yes, I know... There, there. *Pats Jerome on head*
Jenni: Now since Jerome's an elder, all he does is lay on the bed. Doing nothing.
Jerome: I'm looking back over my glory years.
Jenni: ...Okay... We'll go with that.
Jenni: WHAT ARE YOU DOING????
Hope: It was stinky!
Jenni: BUT IT IS SIX IN THE STINKING MORNING!! THE KIDS NEED FOOD!!!! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Making plans to murder Pinstar*
Can someone tell me what's wrong with this picture?? I sent them off highly functional, and THIS IS WHAT I GET????? Poor, poor Eddie....
There's a reason why Phoenix calls this PEN1... Then I figured out WHY it was such a problem for her but never for me.
Once again, anyone see the problem with this? (Besides the fact that Edmund and Jerome have the same PJs.)
Hope: What? We buy everything in bulk nowadays.
Jenni: But seriously? Matchcing hideous PJs?
Anyway... Back to the problem... Phoenix!! There was a wall around the bed FOR A REASON!!!
There. Problem solved. You're welcome, Phoenix.
Wow... Phoenix wasn't kidding when she said they really like the smustle...
Joy: And one! And two! Oh yeah!!
Jerome: Shut up!! I'm trying to sleep!!
Never have I seen such a glorious sight. And yes, that is red hair back there. Anyone wanna take a guess?? Anyone??
Jenni: Phoenix was right, she is freaky.
Joy: Tell me about it.
Jenni: Looks like they have matching PJs, too... (This was before I remembered to change Joy's hair.)
Jenni: Yeah, yeah. Just be lucky you have clothes.
Joy: I'm hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Jenni: Don't blame me!! Blame your mother!! If you would autonomously go stuff your face or get a snack, then you'd be okay!!
Joy: But I'm hungryyyyyyyyyyy!!
Jenni: Oh wah, wah.
I know I already showed this picture, but I quickly realized that THAT WAS HAROLD'S SPOT!!! *Runs away crying*
See, Phoenix??? THIS is how you keep beloved pets like Harold from being taken!! You click on the mailbox when you see the popup!! It's there for a reason!!!
*Sniffle* RIP, Harold.
I don't think I've ever seen anything more glorious than her needs bars right now...... Ahhhh, family sims.... They're so easy.....
Jenni: Nice to know you found somthing fun to do in all of your senile-tility.
Hope: Yup! This is Jocelynn.
Jenni: Nice to meet you Jocelynn!
Jocelynn: I have no nose.
Jenni: Yeah, I know. I don't think you ever will. My snowmen--
Jenni: Jeesh! Sorry!
Jenni: Hey Jerome. Get out of bed! The carpool is here!
Jerome: Nope, I don't think so. I'm perfectly fine right here.
Needless to say he had to quit his job. There goes my excuse for being lazy and not making his hair gray. I was gonna say that he's a movie star. They all dye their hair. I mean, come on! Do you seriously think that half of them are real blondes? Seriously, dude. It's a recessive trait. I doubt there are that many natural blondes.
And that's basically all for this update, so I leave you with some thanks, and a question.
Special thanks for this chapter goes to:
Pinstar for making me miserable. Do you know how much easier this would be with a shower??
Phoenix, for leaving the house in ultimate destruction, and for leaving out the tainted sandwiches.
Rachel, for getting me interested in another challenge (The Poverty challenge) which lead to me ignoring these guys.
All of you awesome readers out there!! Keep commenting, please!! I love it when we get comments! It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :-)
And the question...
How should I kill Pinstar for making me miserable without a shower?
A) Make him be my driving instructer. (I'm an easily distracted fifteen year old girl who has never gotten behind the wheel of a car before. You do the math. ;-))
B) Make him listen to Hilary Duff songs repeatedly.
C) Marry him to my now single Black Widow, Katrina Jensen-Mace-Sims. (Her last husband died in a tragic fire. RIP, Amin. Or not. He he.)
or D) Cowplant him!
Remember this guy from Hope's college days??? *Hugs cowplant........ From behind*
EDIT: Hey guys!! Guess what?? I found Pinstar's simself on his simpage!! So I can also marry him into the family and make him miserable. Hehe. That's now option E. Just not up there cuz I like having the picture of the cowplant. Hehe.